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Last updated: 10 July 2002

Ok, I swear I was going to put something interesting here.

Go me.

So, for right now, I'm just going to give you the review I wrote for EpII. Apparently, some of you liked it.

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones - holy fucking shit. I'm so glad I got to see this again. There was simply too much to get in one viewing. Stunning visuals, a few neat plot twists, and some good old-fashioned ass-kicking, courtesy of YODA. I mean, YODA. Come on. You can't tell me that's bad and mean it (and for those of you who do, well, you can fucking go sit in your corner and be sour for the rest of your life, because it's too fucking short to NOT enjoy this movie. Live a little already.).

So, yes. It wasn't a great movie. The acting wasn't great, the writing was worse, but it was a fun movie, and it pushed the storyline along. haHA!

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