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From TheSpark:

How Dateable Are you?
Damn, J-Lo! You are... 69% dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a man (or woman.) Not only do you know how to turn a guy's (or girl's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

(Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker)
KJB - Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German.
Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.
Famous masterminds in television: Dr. Claw, The Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Montgomery Burns.

"Now it gets interesting."
You are 31% GAY! That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is 32% gay!

Greetings, confusoid. You scored a... 58%
Is it a bird? A plane? Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust? Ah, you. You are that rare mix of sensitive and sensual, romantic and randy, pride and prejudice, etc. When you see your crush, you waffle like a Belgian, unsure of whether you'd rather paint their toes or suck on their toes. Poets have long been puzzled by your kind. You'll never fall for robots or nymphos, but you will suffer longs bouts of marriage.

Congrats, you finished the test! You can't be that lazy then, can you? We've taken that into account, and your low-low APR financed couch potato co-efficient value is... 52% lazy.

According to our analysis, you are not currently pregnant. During your life, you'll have: 3 children.
Here are some stats about your next one:
Sex: male
Birth weight: 5 lbs. 15 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 5%
Most likely defect: spina-bifida

How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many men who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above.
Statistically speaking, you are a dude.

The Test Results Are In!
You are a smooth chick.
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:
66% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60% Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:
"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.
"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a down and dirty sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."
Final Score: 66% Un-telligent

Odd Little Animal - (Normal Ignored Dysfunctional Adult)
Your inner child is the Odd Little Animal (NIDA) --running through the pastures of your insides, nibbling on grass and licking the insects in your brain. It has a great understanding of these few things, but not much else.
In your own mind you are a wunderkind, wearing a cape and sporting mutli-colored stockings. While in reality, you are wearing a cape and multi-colored stockings-- but without all that hero crap.
Your little inner beast is normal, mature and dysfunctional-- a bizarre combination that makes for a very furry pelt. So be wary of others looking for a glistening, beautiful new rug to adorn their den. They only want to skin you alive.
Do you want to be skinned alive? Fly!

Which Star-Crossed Marvel Lover Are you?

[i'm elrond!]
I am Elrond, Lord of Rivendell. I chose Elvenkind over Humanity and was gifted with great wisdom. During the War of the Ring, I called a Council of the free peoples of Middle Earth and founded the Fellowship of the Ring, all the time wearing a tiara. In the movie, I'm played by Hugo Weaving.
|| Which Lord of the Rings Elf are you? @ ||

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What Obscure Animal are you?

What Obscure Band are you?

What Spooky Being Are You?

Yup... average! It's not bad, really, you'll survive life, and your personality doesn't have to stay average. Just don't be upset if you aren't winning every trivial pursuit game, if you know what I mean.

What Legend Are You?
The muses of greek mythology were goddesses who ruled over the arts and sciences and inspired people who were best at them. Their numbers vary from legend to legend, but most agree that there were nine of them who each presided over their own realm.

What Type of Magic Do You Work?

You are 28% geek
You are a geek liason, which means you go both ways. You can hang out with normal people or you can hang out with geeks which means you often have geeks as friends and/or have a job where you have to mediate between geeks and normal people. This is an important role and one of which you should be proud. In fact, you can make a good deal of money as a translator.
Normal: Tell our geek we need him to work this weekend.

You [to Geek]: We need more than that, Scotty. You'll have to stay until you can squeeze more outta them engines!

Geek [to You]: I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain, but we need more dilithium crystals!

You [to Normal]: He wants to know if he gets overtime.

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You are Richard, Anita's ex-fiancee. She kinda left you after she saw you eat someone. Despite the whole "eating someone" thing, you're a pretty nice guy: teacher, philanthropist, outdoorsy, and all around good-guy. However your boy-scout principles can get you and the people you're supposed to protect in trouble.
Which Anita Blake Character Are You?

Which Ambiguous Dyke are you?

Which Madonna Are You?

I'm Dead! Which 6FU Supporting Cast Member are you?

I'm Brenda! Which 6FU Character Are You?

I Am Ananse the Spider
Ananse the Spider of African folklore is both wise and foolish in the best tradition of tricksters. If you're like Ananse, you're clever and like to be thought well of, but sometimes you outsmart yourself. You're always trying to figure the best angle and you're intelligent and creative, but you have a crude streak. Still, you like to show off your knowledge and that makes you a good teacher..
Which Trickster are you?
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I am an

I like to take an analytical and objective approach to the subjects I write about. By telling the hard truth without any frills I make lots of enemies as well as lots of friends.

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